Ok, last one about the Superbowl (until next year). I was wondering what it must have been like to be in the Patriots locker room after they lost. Do you think they made a list of excuses for why they ended their perfect year with such a horrific loss? Well, my good friend the janitor pulled this handwritten list of excuses out of the garbage can.
TOP TEN REASONS WE LOST SUPERBOWL XLII
1. Bad Karma (for cheating that is).
2. Our bodies coudn't adjust to the warm desert air in Arizona.
3. Our fearless QB (Tom Brady) hurt his toe during a recent photo shoot.
4. The undefeated 1972 Miami Dolphins used voodoo dolls to poke Randy Moss in his eyes.
5. We are over rated.
6. Our head videographer ran out of video tape after the first quarter making it impossible to record the Giants sideline.
7. Our baseball team (Red Sox) already represented.
8. We watched the movie, "Almost Famous" the night before when we should have been watching tape from our extensive video library. (The one the NFL commissioner thought he destroyed).
9. Our offensive line was too busy grooming their lumberjack beards in preparation for the upcoming Campbell's Chunky soup commercial.
10. Arrogance
PB OUT
12 years ago
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Oh man!! I am so glad that Tom Brady was knocked down a few. I think maybe he was too busy trying to find all of his lost children he didn't have time to show up for practice. Or maybe someone kept flashing a mirror behind his receivers and he was distracted by his own dashing reflection. Go Giants!!
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